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And this right here is my custom-made
pool table.

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That's my Porsche.

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One day you can drive that if you play
your cards right.

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That right there, the jersey I used to
wear when I played in the IPHL.

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But it's time to say bye-bye, because
Uncle Will needs a place to live now

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that he takes care of you.

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But you know what?

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It's okay.

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Because we all appreciate the sacrifices
Daddy makes for the family, don't we?

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Angie? Angie.

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Oh, yeah. Keep sacrificing, honey.

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Good news.

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The dim sum play date is still on. Are
you excited for your first har gow?

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Har gow? Love me some dim sum.

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You got enough plants there?

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Oh, yeah.

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Gotta bring the outside in.

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There's too many boundaries between us
and nature as it is.

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You mean walls and central heating?

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Good morning, my little flapjack.

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So, what spot are we hitting up? Chubby
Dumpling? Oh, no, Dom Mee's, but you're

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not coming with us.

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Oh, so it's a work day? No, it's a play
date. So, you're taking Dex?

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Be weird to show up without him. So, you
hired me to take care of Dex, but you're

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taking him?

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Am I on the clock?

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Off the clock?

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At least bring me some takeout.

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The Ja Choy Jellyfish combo.

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And some Sha Long Bao.

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So do we know anyone at this playdate?

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Nope. Brand new crop.

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I found the meetup on a poster at a
coffee shop. You texted a random number

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on a poster?

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It's not a Nigerian Prince email scam.

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It's a local parent meetup. You know
tons of parents.

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Not with a kid six months older than
Dex. That's the mom friend's sweet spot.

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Because? Because the mom's memory is
fresh.

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She can give me a heads up on what Dex
is about to go through. Oh, so you want

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a mommy chichi.

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Beat scrolling WebMD alone at 2 a.m. I
told you it was a fever. It's always

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just a fever. Until it's not.

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I think you need to embrace parent
friendships for what they are. Hours of

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awkward small talk with people you don't
know and don't have anything in common

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with. Nah.

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I'm going full Colbert on these parents.
I'm gonna be smart and funny and get all

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the answers I need.

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That's quite a fire. Took out two
businesses at least.

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Shao's investigating, which means it's
suspicious.

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We're not on the clock.

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Our only job is to get some congee into
Dex. Don't use your son as an excuse.

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You're the congee fiend.

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Hey, everyone. My name is Matt Shave.
This is my wife, Angie Everett. Two?

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I've heard that's a great age.

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Dex still has a way to go.

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Medical supply salesman, huh? My wife
and I are private investigators.

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Three months old?

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Oh, don't forget to pull out the diaper
ruffles.

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Cricket is just like hockey without
skates.

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Yeah, I guess I can see that.

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Meh. Okay.

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Aw.

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Just a little bigger than us.

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Mae and Akari.

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Aw. Angie, Matt, and Declan.

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Excuse me. May I speak to you?

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Nice meeting you.

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Yeah, you too.

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I'm Zha Ping.

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This is my restaurant.

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I heard you were PIs.

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I'm hoping you can help me and my
community.

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What's going on? There was a suspicious
fire last night. My friend Kimber's hair

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salon. The police told her they think it
was set deliberately.

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Yeah, we saw.

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I'm so sorry.

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We're all worried the arsonists will hit
again.

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Can you find out who did this?

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Of course. We'll look into it.

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Many thanks.

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Food is on the house.

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I'll call Bill to pick up Declan. He
orders jellyfish combo.

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The salon was my heart and soul.

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And now it's all gone.

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All of it.

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Can you tell us what you know?

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I closed up around 9.30 last night. The
police said someone set the fire around

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4 a.m. Do you have any idea who could...
I know exactly who did this.

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Well, that makes it easy. Who? A
shoplifter hit my salon two days ago. He

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stole all the expensive hair tools from
out the back and my spare keys.

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You know his name?

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No, he was a walk-in. About 16, 17,
asked for a broccoli cut.

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A broccoli cut?

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Yeah, after he robbed me, I put up
posters of him to warn the Chinatown

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BIA. Okay, so the arson could be
retaliation. Did you share this with the

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investigators? Yeah, and they said the
evidence points to an inside job.

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If I can't prove it wasn't me, I won't
get the insurance payout to rebuild.

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Zapping hired us to help you. We'll
figure out who did this.

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Zapping is so awesome.

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Thank you.

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You've got a lifetime of freestyling on
me.

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Anyone want bangs?

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Constantly.

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And never.

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Yeah. Okay, so all we need to do is ID
this broccoli head kid and it should be

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a straight line from there. All we need
now is a... face.

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When you're making a scene, oh boy
You've got to know What my head

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overlooks The senses will show to my
heart When it's watching for lies

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Cause you can't escape my Private eyes,
they're watching you

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Private eyes They're watching you,
watching you, watching you, watching you

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Yeah. Oh, crap. Detective Xiao.

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Hide.

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Smell. What are you doing?

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Detective Xiao.

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Just the person we wanted to see. I got
a case for you. There's a door looking

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for two PIs to exit through.

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Think you can solve it?

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Xiao, these are your people? No, they
were just leaving.

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Matt Shade, Angie Everett. Fiona Rios,
arson investigator.

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Uh, smell this.

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I need odor statements.

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What's it smell like to you?

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Cotton candy?

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Which suggests butane, but there's a
hint of lavender.

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Hairspray. Makes a great accelerant.
Dead on.

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You've got an incredible nasal palate.

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Well, I don't want to brag, but the nose
knows.

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Hey, do you mind if we look around? Yes.

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It is still my crime scene. Fine.

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But keep feeding the pigeons.

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You'll never get rid of them.

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Believe it or not, she's loosened up.
You should have seen her as a rookie.

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You've worked her through that long and
survived?

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Where are your scars?

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Funny. I can see why she doesn't like
you.

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Uh, well, poke around. Just be careful.
The scene's as toxic as my son's room.

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Son? How old? Two, four, and six.

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Three boys?

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Mm-hmm. They are very cute, but zero
help in the arson-solving department.

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The drywall, there's holes punched in it
every few inches.

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Yeah, holes.

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Maximize air flow, oxygen feeds fire.
She really wanted this place to burn

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fast. So you're the one that thinks it's
an inside job.

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Well, it usually is when the smoke
detectors and sprinkler systems are

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disabled, and there's no sign of a
break-in. Anyone familiar with this

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building could have disabled those
systems, and Kimber had her keys stolen.

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Yeah.

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Find me another option. I'll take a look
at it.

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Hey, one more question.

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If the salon's alarms were disabled,
then who called 911?

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The fire hit the gallery next door and
triggered the waterless fire suppression

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system.

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Over a million dollars worth of damage,
all part of an important exhibit.

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This is a Corey Kinney, Esther Ng, and
the Dumas, all destroyed.

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What's with the plastic fish?

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Polymer resin, and that fish is 95,000.

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$95,000 fish shouldn't be on anyone's
Christmas list.

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Have you seen this kid before?

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That looks like the kind of clientele
Kimber serves.

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Doesn't sound like you have a lot of
love for Kimber or her salon.

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Did I want to burn down that hideous
salon in the name of aesthetics?

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Yes, but not at the sacrifice of the
art.

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Quite the intense surveillance system.

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Any angle on Kimber's back door?

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Someone blacked out the outside camera
with spray paint an hour before the

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fire. Yeah, whoever set the fire knew to
take out that camera. Yes, like Kimber.

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Or anyone who was cased in.

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Well, he's pretentious. That's with the
sunglasses inside.

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Still processing the price of that fish.

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You know, he seemed genuinely devastated
about those paintings.

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Yeah.

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So what about this broccoli head?

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A sentence I never thought you'd say.

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New coast, new cases, same old weirdo
suspects.

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Chinatown's his regular hunting ground.
He probably knows where every camera is

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in the neighborhood.

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How are we gonna find him? We got no
name, no face.

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Just brown, curly floor heads.

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I've got a plan, but let's see how our
boy's first day went.

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I hope that wasn't in reference to Dex
and not your brother.

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Could honestly apply to both.

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Hey!

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The next Neil Peart in the making.

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What do you think of the new Dix?

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Wow, it's, uh, what a transformation.

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Right, babe?

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Isn't it great that Will's making
himself at home?

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Uh, Marlin?

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Yeah, pretty rad, right?

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Whoa.

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Woo!

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Someone made a deposit.

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So,

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how was day one?

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It was awesome.

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We went to the Beacon Hill Petting Zoo.

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Flapjack loved the baby goats.

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He wasn't digging the peacocks.

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Hey, wait, wait, I'll take them. Are you
sure? I'm still on the clock. No, that's

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good. I just want to spend a little time
with my boy.

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Is this something I said?

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Dex is out.

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Wish he would have lasted longer. I
missed him today.

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Yeah, that's why I woke up earlier this
morning, to get him my cuddles.

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Wait, is that why you hustled him out of
Will's?

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There was no hustle.

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I appreciate Will's help.

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Fine. He was about to change a dirty
diaper on my Simone Svelte pool table.

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Who does that?

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He put the change pad down first. He
doesn't respect our stuff.

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He broke our espresso machine.

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He used all my truffles in an omelet. He
borrowed my sunglasses without asking.

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Okay, someone's keeping score.

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Look, you're never going to get
comfortable with him unless you get real

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with him. No, I just want to keep the
peace.

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I'm going to live longer than you
because I don't keep him what bothers

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me.

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It's the latest on the case.

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I'm just searching for posts that match
Kimber's stolen inventory.

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What's that, Teb?

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Is that the arson investigator?

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I'm doing a background check.

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What? She'd make the ultimate mom
friend.

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You met her at a crime scene. Also, what
happened to finding someone with a kid

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six months older than Dex? This is even
better. This woman's been through the

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ringer three times. Her knowledge is
engraved.

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We got a hit.

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Flip trick four is selling a brand new
hair dryer for $800 and a hair

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straightener for $400.

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All the things taken from Kimber. All
right. Let's see if Mr.

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Vegetable Head is up for a little meet
and greet.

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We've never seen his face, but he said
he'd be wearing a yellow tube.

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Is the facial recognition ready?

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I'm just loading the feed from Angie's
glasses. I'll run Broccoli Head through

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my software, see if I can match him to
the poster.

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I don't understand why you can't do this
yourself.

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Second most important rule on a sting.

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Never send your agent in without backup.

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Which means I'm dude in the van. My mom
would be so proud.

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What's the first most important rule?
Don't touch anything in my car.

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He's here.

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Flip trick four?

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Got cash?

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You got the goods?

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I tried to get a look at his ear. Ears
are unique like fingerprints. I can

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maybe ID him that way.

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Uh, how do you use it?

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How do you use a hair dryer?

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Hey, it's expensive, okay? I want to
make sure I know how it works.

250
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You know, I can't really picture it
unless I see it on your hair.

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Forget this. It's him. It's Brockley.

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I touched something.

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Oh, never thought

254
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I'd see these again. Thank you.

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We checked into Broccoli Head's alibi.
Real name, Tony Goff. Yeah, he and his

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bandmates were playing a 24-hour
fundraiser at their school.

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Damn. No, I really thought it was him.

258
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Now, for sure the insurance company
isn't going to pay me out. And worse,

259
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that arrogant weasel next door is suing
me for damages.

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The arsonist poked holes in the wall for
oxygen flow, but if the salon was the

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target, why not score all the walls?

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Wow.

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This is the only wall connected to the
gallery, right?

264
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Yeah. What's your neighbor's security
like?

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Gerhardt's. He loves to brag about how
much he spent on it, so for his sake, it

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better be Fort Knox.

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So impossible to breach.

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Better to go through the non-Narcs
neighbor.

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So the arsonist's real target wasn't
this salon. It was the gallery next

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door.

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Why would anyone want to burn my
gallery?

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Retaliation, vandalism, your prices.

273
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Anything ring a bell?

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No. And yet someone gave you a shiner.
You can lose the glasses.

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It's a hazard of the job.

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I'm curating an exhibit of West Coast
artists traveling to the National

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Gallery in Ottawa.

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Or at least I was.

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Earl Steele felt snubbed when I didn't
include his work.

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So he punched you?

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Earl? No, he has thick skin.

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His protege, Kai, he's a walking assault
charge.

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You think he might have set the fire?

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I wouldn't put it past him.

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What happens to the exhibit now?

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I'll have to find new pieces.

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Ironic, isn't it?

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Earl might be part of the exhibit after
all.

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Sounds like motive to me.

290
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Thanks.

291
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Rent's expensive, so I share my studio
space with emerging artists.

292
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Kai's my most promising.

293
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Oh, there he is. Kai, come here.

294
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We hear you punched Gerhard Godsman.

295
00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:21,460
Yeah? Solved?

296
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He's a backstabber. He's lucky that's
all I did. Hey, calm down, Kai. He

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wouldn't even have a gallery if it
weren't for you legitimizing him.

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Earl is the one that discovered half
these artists that Gerhard represents.

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He deserves to be in that exhibit.

300
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Where were you last night, Kai?

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Oh, you know, just torching a gallery.

302
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,890
Hey, he's kidding. And yet no one's
laughing.

303
00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:46,770
Look, as affronted as he is on my
behalf, Kai would never burn art.

304
00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:49,770
I mean, we were both here painting until
six in the morning.

305
00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:51,730
Is this your work? Yeah, yeah.

306
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Some new pieces I'm very proud of. Not
that I sell for what I used to.

307
00:16:58,410 --> 00:16:59,410
Oh, hey.

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00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,880
He's rough around the edges, but he's a
good kid. You're looking in the wrong

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place.

310
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You sound like you know where we should
be looking.

311
00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:13,520
Okay, so here's the thing. A gallery
owner like Gerhardt, they can fudge how

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much they sell a painting for who they
sell it to.

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00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:18,380
Sounds like a recipe for cooking the
books.

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00:17:18,619 --> 00:17:21,099
I couldn't say for sure, but...

315
00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:24,700
I do know this. If you piss off an
artist, they'll paint an angry picture.

316
00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:26,339
They won't burn your gallery down.

317
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,780
But you piss off someone with ties to
the criminal underworld.

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The arson could be someone sending a
message.

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Where'd you get in bed with Gerhard?

320
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,320
Not an image. I want a picture.

321
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,660
How much would you pay for that plastic
fish?

322
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:47,840
What? Someone would have to pay me 95
grand to take it.

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00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:51,970
But ask me about that stunning painting
of the mother and daughter walking on

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the beach.

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00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,530
I'm sold.

326
00:17:54,850 --> 00:18:00,070
All I can see are eyes in the kelp, like
monsters waiting to eat them. What are

327
00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:02,490
you talking about? I don't... Oh.

328
00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:04,390
No, I can't unsee it.

329
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:05,850
Thanks a lot.

330
00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:08,630
And I just saved Dex's college fund 15K.

331
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:10,290
You're welcome.

332
00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:14,130
Oh, he's moving money.

333
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:16,790
Where's he taking it?

334
00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:48,150
Do you think he's meeting with the mob?

335
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:49,950
International arms dealers?

336
00:18:50,950 --> 00:18:53,650
Terrorists? We're in Victoria, not a
Bond film.

337
00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:56,090
Hey, island criminals need money
laundering, too.

338
00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:58,770
Did they all wear oversized sunglasses
and paisley?

339
00:18:58,990 --> 00:19:00,370
Technically, your head shirt is floral.

340
00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:02,370
Yeah, that's much more menacing.

341
00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:03,710
Oh, forget it.

342
00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:06,430
Shade, it's Chinatown.

343
00:19:07,090 --> 00:19:10,590
Get it? It's a movie reference, because
you said Bond. Oh, yeah, I got it.

344
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,850
Kind of an art deal needs that much
money paid on the street.

345
00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:46,790
The shady kind.

346
00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:48,330
Yeah.

347
00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:55,370
What's the payoff for it, Gerhard?

348
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:56,710
What are you?

349
00:19:57,510 --> 00:19:58,510
There is no payoff.

350
00:19:58,810 --> 00:20:01,370
I'll show these shots to the cops, see
what they think. No, wait.

351
00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:04,530
She is just an art appraiser.

352
00:20:05,050 --> 00:20:07,550
I wrote her a bad check and I had to pay
up in cash.

353
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,320
Every gallery owner dances on the edge
of a razor blade. So you're broke and

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00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,660
desperate. Maybe desperate enough to
burn down your own gallery for the

355
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:15,900
insurance? No.

356
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:20,480
That exhibit had more value than any
insurance payout. It had global buzz.

357
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,940
And with that boost to my reputation, I
would have definitely landed some new

358
00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:24,940
whales.

359
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,440
He's not the arsonist.

360
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,900
Look what Ranger sent.

361
00:20:41,470 --> 00:20:42,470
Fiona! Hi.

362
00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:44,210
Hey.

363
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:47,450
I've got another one for you. I love
this game.

364
00:20:48,150 --> 00:20:50,110
Mmm. Um, sweet.

365
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,610
Fruity, but a little vaporous.

366
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:54,170
Acetone, again.

367
00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:58,370
Mmm. Do you think this is the same
firebug? It's a high probability. I

368
00:20:58,370 --> 00:21:02,650
mean, it's the same scoring for oxygen,
piles of towels around, the M.O.

369
00:21:02,670 --> 00:21:04,670
matches. We're nowhere near Chinatown.

370
00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:08,770
Who lives here? I'm sorry, I can't...
Officially.

371
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,840
Release that information.

372
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,200
Of course.

373
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,560
Yeah.

374
00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:18,180
But say I just went and peeked in the
mailbox and I saw who lived here, and

375
00:21:18,180 --> 00:21:21,800
then what if we said that I did that and
then just continued this conversation?

376
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,120
Hmm.

377
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:28,400
Well, then I guess you would already
know that the owners are the

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00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,980
Beckmesians. Hmm.

379
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,980
No cars in the driveway, pile of
newspapers.

380
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,199
Are they on vacation?

381
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,200
That's right.

382
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,720
And I hate to say it, their
baby-proofing methods?

383
00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:38,940
B-minus.

384
00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:40,129
At best.

385
00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:41,290
Pressure-mounted baby gates?

386
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,050
I don't think so.

387
00:21:43,150 --> 00:21:44,150
Fi, could I get your number?

388
00:21:44,510 --> 00:21:46,670
I mean, just in case something else
comes up with the case.

389
00:21:47,330 --> 00:21:48,289
Yeah, smart.

390
00:21:48,290 --> 00:21:49,290
Oh, our un-case.

391
00:21:49,550 --> 00:21:50,870
We can keep each other posted.

392
00:21:51,850 --> 00:21:52,850
Great. Yeah.

393
00:21:54,370 --> 00:21:56,210
I'm in with Fi. I got her number.

394
00:21:56,830 --> 00:22:00,090
It's Fi now, is it? She doesn't know
yet, but she's about to take our baby

395
00:22:00,090 --> 00:22:01,630
-proofing from A-plus to A-plus-plus.

396
00:22:01,870 --> 00:22:03,850
Okay, first of all, that's not a real
grade.

397
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,960
Security cameras are all spray-painted
out, just like in Chinatown. Why would

398
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,540
an arsonist target a gallery downtown
and a house way out here?

399
00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:12,020
There's got to be some connection.

400
00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:17,180
Watch out, Picasso.

401
00:22:17,860 --> 00:22:19,400
There's a new artiste in town.

402
00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:23,240
Aw, who's the next artist taking over
Art Basel 2050?

403
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,200
Oh, my God.

404
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:29,360
Tex will only be in his 20s, and I'll
be... I don't want to do the math on us.

405
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,240
We got a little paint on your statue
thing.

406
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,520
That's my MVP trophy.

407
00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:35,780
Sorry.

408
00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:40,540
You know what? It's time for a little
Dex Daddy time. Come on, my little

409
00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:42,200
buddy. How's your day?

410
00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:46,000
I think Shade's jealous of me.

411
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,680
Laugh all you want. I read about it on
Nanny's subreddit.

412
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:55,360
Will, people like you shouldn't be on
forums, okay? It's just a gut feeling I

413
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:58,660
have. Parents get mad jealous when a new
caregiver enters their kid's life.

414
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:00,680
Dex is imprinting on me like a...

415
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,120
Gosling imprints on an ultralight glider
instead of Daddy Goose.

416
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,660
I don't think Shade's jealous of an
airplane, if I'm understanding this

417
00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:08,660
analogy correctly.

418
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,800
Mono and mono jealousy cuts deep. I
think Shade's threatened by me.

419
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,100
Yeah.

420
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:15,300
Do you think he heard me?

421
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,080
Don't worry, Angie, I will fix this.
Please don't.

422
00:23:18,540 --> 00:23:21,200
And just keep the goose talk to
yourself.

423
00:23:23,690 --> 00:23:24,850
Hey, I found the connection.

424
00:23:25,090 --> 00:23:28,490
I looked up the Beckmesians, found
pictures of their home in this article

425
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:30,890
about Victoria's House and Garden Tour,
and guess what?

426
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:33,310
They owned an Esther Ng painting.

427
00:23:33,670 --> 00:23:35,290
One of the painters from Gerhard's
exhibit.

428
00:23:35,670 --> 00:23:39,490
What if the target wasn't the gallery?
What if the target was the Esther Ng?

429
00:23:48,590 --> 00:23:51,510
You're saying someone is burning Esther
Ng paintings?

430
00:23:52,340 --> 00:23:54,040
Okay, nice work, Ang.

431
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:56,140
What do you know about the painter?

432
00:23:56,380 --> 00:24:00,220
She was a Chinatown bottle lady who
painted cityscapes in Victoria in the

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00:24:00,220 --> 00:24:04,400
70s and 80s. She died penniless, but in
the last seven years, the popularity of

434
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,840
her paintings has skyrocketed. How much
do they go for? About $100,000 to $200

435
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,480
,000? Well, that's a lot of empties. Why
would anybody want to burn her work?

436
00:24:11,740 --> 00:24:13,040
That's what we're trying to figure out.

437
00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:16,860
That's what we will figure out. You two
can get out.

438
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,760
I think she's warming to us.

439
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,980
Women don't just throw high fives. That
meant something.

440
00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:30,280
Check out any spin class. High fives are
dropped like Dex drops pacifiers.

441
00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:31,800
Don't rain on my BFF parade.

442
00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:35,180
Baby, no one is happier than I am if you
find your cheat sheet mom pal.

443
00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:38,620
I'm so close to potential hand-me-downs.
Best school district intel.

444
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,840
Easiest place to buy store-bought goods
to pass off as home-baked goods for bake

445
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,000
sales. Wow, you're practically
salivating.

446
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:48,320
You've been thinking about this way too
long. We'll be the best of pals.

447
00:24:48,980 --> 00:24:49,980
Fianji forever.

448
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:51,739
Or Angiona?

449
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,840
That sounds like a middle-aged heart
problem. You're right. I shouldn't force

450
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:55,960
the name. It'll just come naturally.

451
00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:00,620
Anyhow, in the meantime, Chevret is
still trying to catch an arsonist. And

452
00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:03,580
if that arsonist is targeting Esther
Ring Paintings, we need to find any

453
00:25:03,580 --> 00:25:04,580
others in town.

454
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,640
Way ahead of you, there are two.

455
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:13,040
One is going up for auction tomorrow,
and the other... Hey, we've seen this

456
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,040
one.

457
00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:21,160
You might want to store your painting
somewhere safe until we find the

458
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,960
arsonist. Esther believed the art was to
be enjoyed by all.

459
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,200
You knew the artist?

460
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,020
She used the paint at this table.

461
00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:28,680
She gave me that piece years ago.

462
00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:32,400
We used to have what my wife liked to
call heated debates.

463
00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:34,500
It's gorgeous.

464
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,480
She told me a secret, how she only
painted south-facing buildings.

465
00:25:38,780 --> 00:25:41,080
In Feng Shui, it's the most auspicious
direction.

466
00:25:41,460 --> 00:25:42,460
What a cool little detail.

467
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,900
This painting means so much to you. You
should protect it for your friend.

468
00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:51,830
Please, find a criminal doing this
before they burn all of her work left in

469
00:25:51,830 --> 00:25:52,830
this world.

470
00:25:57,290 --> 00:26:04,150
All right, they got us on the guest list

471
00:26:04,150 --> 00:26:04,949
for the auction.

472
00:26:04,950 --> 00:26:07,490
This will be the first time that
painting's been seen in years. If the

473
00:26:07,490 --> 00:26:09,550
arsonist is gonna target it, this is
their best chance.

474
00:26:09,790 --> 00:26:11,750
So, what do you think of my cover?

475
00:26:12,090 --> 00:26:16,730
Ex-pro hockey player turned PI turned
art aficionado. Yeah, um, celebrity

476
00:26:16,730 --> 00:26:18,370
means deep pockets.

477
00:26:18,990 --> 00:26:22,690
You're not ordering obscure kid games
for Dex again, are you? That light

478
00:26:22,690 --> 00:26:23,950
bright was for all of us.

479
00:26:24,170 --> 00:26:27,670
And no, Fiona's checking in on the case,
and this is my opportunity to take

480
00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:29,250
things from professional to personal.

481
00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:31,990
Oh, my goodness, I'm overthinking this,
aren't I? You?

482
00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:33,550
Overthinking?

483
00:26:33,730 --> 00:26:38,550
Never. You're right. I'm just gonna
invite her to dim sum and mom talk, and

484
00:26:38,550 --> 00:26:39,750
there, ball's in her court.

485
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:43,060
Hey, buddy.

486
00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:46,220
Let's get you up to bed. Come on. Oh,
yeah.

487
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,940
So how was your day?

488
00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:57,040
Torturous. He wouldn't eat or nap, and
he had an all-out tantrum outside.

489
00:26:57,820 --> 00:26:59,100
You're lucky you missed it.

490
00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:08,940
Torturous?

491
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,100
How could you ever say a day with Dex is
torturous?

492
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:13,820
Just forget it, okay?

493
00:27:14,060 --> 00:27:16,740
I only said that so you'd stop acting so
jealous.

494
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:20,280
Today was actually an awesome day. We
saw a bunny. You think I'm jealous?

495
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,440
I'm Dex's dad. No one's ever gonna
replace me. Then why are you acting like

496
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,700
you can't stand to be in my aura?

497
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:26,900
Oh, God, don't say aura.

498
00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:29,360
Just say space like a regular, normal
human.

499
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:30,720
Are you okay, Matt?

500
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:37,320
Look, I appreciate everything you're
doing for the family, but pick up your

501
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,320
clothes.

502
00:27:38,430 --> 00:27:42,230
And does your aura have no respect for a
custom-built pool table with

503
00:27:42,230 --> 00:27:43,550
professional-grade felt?

504
00:27:47,650 --> 00:27:51,250
Blue is my calm. Green is my roots. Blue
is my calm. Are you chanting?

505
00:27:51,450 --> 00:27:52,930
It's a serenity chant to ground me.

506
00:27:54,030 --> 00:27:55,030
I'm sorry.

507
00:27:55,830 --> 00:27:59,710
Matt, these are just things. Yeah, well,
things matter to me.

508
00:27:59,930 --> 00:28:00,930
Yeah.

509
00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:03,830
I'm picking up on what does and who
doesn't.

510
00:28:08,330 --> 00:28:10,110
You were real with him. I know Will.

511
00:28:10,370 --> 00:28:11,370
He'll respect that.

512
00:28:11,470 --> 00:28:16,410
He chanted. Just tell him you thought
about it and you accept his aura.

513
00:28:16,690 --> 00:28:20,330
Baby steps, all right, honey? No aura
talk. Maybe I'll compliment one of his

514
00:28:20,330 --> 00:28:23,910
plants. Look, like it or not, he's
family. I love him. Dex loves him. You

515
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:24,910
need to figure it out.

516
00:28:33,150 --> 00:28:36,550
The arsonist could be in this crowd.
I'll mingle, see what I can find out.

517
00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:38,380
I'll get eyes on the estuarine.

518
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:50,060
We haven't met.

519
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,760
Sophia Labarkey. I'm an art appraiser,
broker, and historian.

520
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:56,320
Broker? So you're representing a couple
of the pieces here, then? Yes, and some

521
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,259
of the buyers.

522
00:28:57,260 --> 00:28:58,179
What's your taste?

523
00:28:58,180 --> 00:29:00,660
Pomo, deco, Bauhaus, Baroque, Dadaism?

524
00:29:01,660 --> 00:29:05,200
I prefer unknowns. Lately, I'm into this
new artist, Declan.

525
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:06,980
I haven't heard of him. Oh, you will.

526
00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:09,000
So, is there anything here you'd
recommend?

527
00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:13,680
The Earl Steel Oil on Canvas is a
classic. The minimum bid is $45,000. The

528
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:17,020
artist is here if you'd like to meet
him. Oh, I've made that acquaintance.

529
00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:19,540
The Esther Ng's The Real Star.

530
00:29:19,780 --> 00:29:20,960
How much do you think that'll go for?

531
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:25,260
Catalogue price is $300,000, but it
won't go for less than $2 million today.

532
00:29:25,460 --> 00:29:26,299
$2 million?

533
00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:28,320
Yes. This is Sophia's jackpot.

534
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,760
Turned into quite the collectible, now
that Ng's other two paintings were

535
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,860
destroyed. She makes a 50% commission,
so dinner's on her.

536
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,220
Who knew burning art could be so
profitable?

537
00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:41,920
It's so gauche to talk about money.

538
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,200
Well, your job is valuation.

539
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:44,880
All you do is talk about money.

540
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,400
I need some more bubbles.

541
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:47,840
Mm-hmm.

542
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,780
If you are interested, let me know. I'm
the leading expert on her, except for

543
00:29:52,780 --> 00:29:54,120
her son, of course.

544
00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:57,820
She included him in many of her
paintings.

545
00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,960
Kai is Esther Ng's son?

546
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,520
Mm-hmm.

547
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:02,680
Do excuse me.

548
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,000
I don't care how much some son of these
has.

549
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,380
I like to think I run the auction with a
little more excitement.

550
00:30:20,060 --> 00:30:21,940
Kai? I'm here under protest.

551
00:30:22,340 --> 00:30:23,560
Thoreau made me come into the network.

552
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,420
Sounds like he'd make you a good agent.

553
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:27,400
Jacket looks good on you.

554
00:30:27,780 --> 00:30:30,520
Did you get a chance to check out that
painting of your mother's?

555
00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:32,220
Yeah, it's not a secret.

556
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,300
And no, I don't look at her work.

557
00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:38,220
I get it. Everyone loves the nostalgia
of old Chinatown, but for me...

558
00:30:38,540 --> 00:30:41,260
Her work's a reminder of the worst time
of my life. You mean I'm proud of her

559
00:30:41,260 --> 00:30:44,260
success? You mean how she died with
nothing and now all these rich jerks are

560
00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:45,460
making a huge profit off of it?

561
00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:46,920
You don't get a piece of that?

562
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,160
No, none of the artists do.

563
00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:50,940
She probably sold it for 50 bucks.

564
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:52,500
Now she's famous.

565
00:30:52,820 --> 00:30:55,480
And all these collectors just trade it
back and forth for millions.

566
00:30:56,420 --> 00:30:57,420
I never see a dime.

567
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:58,880
It's a bitter pill to swallow.

568
00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:01,000
Yeah, I used to get so mad about it.

569
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,060
But now I'm channeling it to my art.

570
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:05,500
Earl taught me that.

571
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,480
I was such a mess after my mom passed
away.

572
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,200
He threw me a lifeline.

573
00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:11,620
Hey, Kai, sorry.

574
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,040
Someone will want you to meet.

575
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,160
That's it? Yeah.

576
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,120
Just a little to the left.

577
00:31:43,790 --> 00:31:44,790
I'm in.

578
00:31:44,870 --> 00:31:45,890
Any luck out there?

579
00:31:46,490 --> 00:31:48,410
The art appraiser and their client are
interesting.

580
00:31:49,030 --> 00:31:52,290
Since the other paintings burned, the
value of their painting has skyrocketed.

581
00:31:52,490 --> 00:31:54,330
Well, greed is a classic motive.

582
00:31:54,710 --> 00:31:55,830
I've got eyes on the painting.

583
00:31:56,290 --> 00:32:00,210
Hey, get this. Turns out that Kai is
Esther Ng's son, and he's got a real

584
00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:01,210
chip on his shoulder.

585
00:32:01,690 --> 00:32:02,690
Really?

586
00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:06,610
Wait a minute. I know this building.
It's across from the Johnson Street

587
00:32:06,610 --> 00:32:07,610
Bridge.

588
00:32:08,050 --> 00:32:09,050
Faces west.

589
00:32:09,230 --> 00:32:11,470
But Esther only painted south-facing
subjects.

590
00:32:13,679 --> 00:32:15,480
Shane, this painting's a fake.

591
00:32:19,660 --> 00:32:21,920
I have $50,000. Do I have $55,000?

592
00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:23,880
How did a fake get to market?

593
00:32:24,140 --> 00:32:26,580
The only person who can answer that is
sitting right there.

594
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:31,080
Thank you to the gentleman in the back.
Bid her $40,000. $55,000. Do I have $60

595
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,080
,000?

596
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,240
$60,000. Back to bid her $26,000 in the
front.

597
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,980
Sophia's supposedly the leading expert
on history. Well, she's either terrible

598
00:32:38,980 --> 00:32:41,040
at her job or she's in on the scam.

599
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:47,260
65,000 to the lady in red. Bidder 35
looking for 70.

600
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:53,400
Back to bidder 26 at 70,000. Who will
give me 75?

601
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,600
Sophia? Sophia?

602
00:32:56,040 --> 00:33:02,020
75. 75,000. Bidder 23, we have a new
player, ladies and gentlemen. 75,000.

603
00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:03,340
Bidding sets at 75.

604
00:33:03,860 --> 00:33:05,700
I authenticated this myself.

605
00:33:06,060 --> 00:33:10,220
It has the same lead paint, same canvas,
same brush stroke as Ng used.

606
00:33:10,650 --> 00:33:11,750
Where did the painting come from?

607
00:33:11,970 --> 00:33:15,190
It's traded hands several times, but
originally from a collector named Carl

608
00:33:15,190 --> 00:33:16,190
Liu. Oh.

609
00:33:16,570 --> 00:33:20,750
Did any of these paintings come from his
collection? None of these buildings face

610
00:33:20,750 --> 00:33:21,750
south either.

611
00:33:21,770 --> 00:33:22,770
I don't know.

612
00:33:22,850 --> 00:33:26,430
But out of abundance of caution, I will
pull the painting and do further

613
00:33:26,430 --> 00:33:29,390
research. Thank you for bringing this to
my attention.

614
00:33:32,550 --> 00:33:34,330
Well, we just cost her a million bucks.

615
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,360
Fiona responded to my dim sum text.

616
00:33:40,580 --> 00:33:42,340
Sounds good. Oh, it is on.

617
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,179
Don't worry.

618
00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:48,500
I'll mom talk and fire talk. I won't
cheat and case talk. Don't worry.

619
00:33:48,740 --> 00:33:50,940
Two of your tangents in, she'll be
showing you the door.

620
00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:55,100
Please. My tangents are what keeps this
going. No, baby, that's my patient.

621
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,800
So what do you think?

622
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,060
Is Sophia duped by the forger, or is she
in on it?

623
00:33:59,260 --> 00:34:01,940
Either way, there's another player.
Sophia's an appraiser, not a forger.

624
00:34:02,260 --> 00:34:05,480
So who's painting the fakes? Whoever
this Carl Liu is, maybe he can tell us.

625
00:34:09,639 --> 00:34:10,780
Thank you, So Ping.

626
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000
I'll keep you updated.

627
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,219
Did you say that Carl Lee was our
forger?

628
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,460
Not unless he paints from beyond the
grave.

629
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:17,839
Carl's dead?

630
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,080
Yeah, a few years now, but that is not
the biggest surprise in this case.

631
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,300
Apparently, he left everything to his
estranged son, who he fathered with

632
00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:26,300
Esther Ng.

633
00:34:26,380 --> 00:34:27,460
Kai is his son?

634
00:34:28,780 --> 00:34:32,460
Kai is our forger. He fakes a few
paintings. He pretends they came from

635
00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:33,438
his dad's collection.

636
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,560
And finally profits off his mom's arm.

637
00:34:36,010 --> 00:34:38,750
He's got a real chip on his shoulder. It
makes sense he'd try to rip off the art

638
00:34:38,750 --> 00:34:41,730
world. Yeah, but why forge paintings
just to end up burning them?

639
00:34:42,030 --> 00:34:43,110
To cover his tracks?

640
00:34:43,909 --> 00:34:45,989
I mean, maybe he didn't know about the
south-facing detail.

641
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:49,969
And with Gerhard's exhibit going to
Ottawa, an outside appraiser would have

642
00:34:49,969 --> 00:34:50,928
looked at the paintings.

643
00:34:50,929 --> 00:34:52,090
And exposed Kai's fakes.

644
00:34:55,420 --> 00:34:59,020
You used spray paint to black out the
security cameras at the gallery and the

645
00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:02,260
Beckmesians' house, and you also set
fire to all of the forgeries you made. I

646
00:35:02,260 --> 00:35:03,680
have never forged anything.

647
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,220
I've never set a fire. My dad left me
one painting that I sold years ago when

648
00:35:07,220 --> 00:35:08,220
I needed rent. That's it.

649
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,180
What about the other three?

650
00:35:10,380 --> 00:35:11,078
I don't know.

651
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:14,200
I gave mine to Sophia like Earl
suggested, and she sold it. Wait.

652
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,200
Earl connected you to Sophia?

653
00:35:16,460 --> 00:35:17,500
He said she'd get the best price.

654
00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:18,740
Earl.

655
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:22,000
His work didn't sell for what it used
to, but Ing's paintings are worth a

656
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,880
fortune. He knows all about her
techniques, her paints, her canvas, but

657
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,540
he doesn't know the one secret she
entrusted to her oldest friend.

658
00:35:29,140 --> 00:35:32,300
Okay, hey, look, listen. You guys got
Earl all wrong. He would never do this

659
00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:33,300
to my family.

660
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,760
Lead paint. Stop it. Stop touching his
stuff.

661
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,340
Acetone. The accelerant used in the
fires.

662
00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:42,580
He said you were here with him the night
of the fire till 6 a.m. Were you?

663
00:35:42,780 --> 00:35:43,780
I was at home.

664
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:45,500
Asleep.

665
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:49,070
He wasn't covering for Kai. He was using
him as his alibi. Where's Earl now?

666
00:35:49,450 --> 00:35:51,910
After the auction, he said he had
something come up he had to take care

667
00:35:51,910 --> 00:35:54,730
of. The last forgery. Sophia took it. He
needs to get rid of it. I gotta get

668
00:35:54,730 --> 00:35:55,730
Sophia's.

669
00:35:58,180 --> 00:36:01,820
So, Kai inherits an authentic painting
from his dad, makes a quick buck.

670
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:05,460
Earl sees this, forges three more
paintings, gets his pal Sophia to

671
00:36:05,460 --> 00:36:08,160
authenticate them all. Earl rakes in
some serious cash.

672
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:09,359
Sophia, too.

673
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,120
I mean, if we've learned anything about
the art world, it's that everyone's out

674
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,080
for a quick buck. I bet she was cut in
on it, too.

675
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:18,020
Yeah, that tracks. A leading expert on
Esther Ng. Even if Earl's forgeries were

676
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:20,000
great, they wouldn't be perfect. Just
like her accent.

677
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,300
Fake. Now, this case is making me Jones
for that famous art movie.

678
00:36:23,660 --> 00:36:26,700
You know, the one with the guy from Mrs.
Doubtfire and that woman with the red

679
00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:27,700
hair?

680
00:36:28,140 --> 00:36:32,740
I think the paint fumes got to you. The
Thomas Crown Affair. You think of Piers

681
00:36:32,740 --> 00:36:34,620
Brosnan as the man from Mrs. Doubtfire?

682
00:36:35,060 --> 00:36:36,060
Angie, look.

683
00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:50,100
Shane!

684
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,000
We gotta get her out of there.

685
00:37:01,430 --> 00:37:02,970
Sophia? Sophia, can you hear me?

686
00:37:03,410 --> 00:37:04,410
Sophia?

687
00:37:04,550 --> 00:37:05,550
She's responsive.

688
00:37:07,610 --> 00:37:10,010
I can't wait to tell Fi about this.

689
00:37:14,650 --> 00:37:15,650
Cheryl,

690
00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:23,810
we gotta go after him. We can't leave
Sophia by herself.

691
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,080
Did we lose him?

692
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,340
No, I can't see him.

693
00:37:34,980 --> 00:37:35,980
No, he's up there.

694
00:37:38,260 --> 00:37:39,238
Where am I?

695
00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:39,919
Where's O?

696
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,060
You mean your partner in crime?

697
00:37:41,340 --> 00:37:43,960
You mean the guy who just tried to kill
you, who's trying to get away from us in

698
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,120
his truck? Hold on.

699
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,500
Thank you, lad. Let me out. It's a car
chase, not a bus.

700
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:50,779
Go left.

701
00:37:50,780 --> 00:37:54,700
Left? I'm lefting. You're supposed to
accelerate out of a turn, not into one.

702
00:37:54,820 --> 00:37:55,880
Dex needs his parents alive.

703
00:38:05,930 --> 00:38:07,010
I believe he betrayed me.

704
00:38:07,370 --> 00:38:10,150
You can't believe that the man who
paints counterfeits double-crossed you?

705
00:38:10,550 --> 00:38:11,550
I see your point.

706
00:38:11,650 --> 00:38:14,650
All right, so he paid you to look the
other way. You in on the arsons, too?

707
00:38:14,870 --> 00:38:18,130
No, I... He told me he'd take care of
it. I never thought like this. What did

708
00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:21,010
you think he was going to do, bribe the
next appraiser with a fruit basket?

709
00:38:21,290 --> 00:38:24,290
I don't know how crimes operate. I was
an art history major.

710
00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:26,250
I hope your money buys you a good
lawyer.

711
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,980
there isn't a driver cutting everyone
off, and we can't seem to hit a single

712
00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:41,500
red light. Yeah, we're closing the gap.

713
00:38:41,940 --> 00:38:44,140
Doesn't look like it. No backseat
driving.

714
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:47,500
Hit maneuver.

715
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:48,900
What did I just say?

716
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,560
This isn't a John Wick movie, and I'm
not taking requests.

717
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,840
He's never going to make the turn out of
this lot. It's too tight. No, it's going

718
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:56,840
to go wide. Just watch.

719
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,040
And that is why the Porsche is a
business expense.

720
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:34,880
Two more criminals apprehended thanks to
us.

721
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:39,600
Am I supposed to be impressed with your
reckless driving and property damage?

722
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:43,500
We saved a woman's life and stopped an
arsonist. And I don't think you're

723
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:46,100
taking into account all the property we
didn't damage.

724
00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:47,880
Your medal's in the mail.

725
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,940
Maybe not warming to us.

726
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,040
Thank you so much.

727
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,480
I'm going to get my payout. I can
rebuild my salon.

728
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,440
And my beautiful painting is back on its
wall.

729
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,860
Art is meant to be shared just as your
friend wanted.

730
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,260
That's so funny.

731
00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:12,240
Esther and I couldn't stand each other
at first. We had nothing in common.

732
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:13,499
Oh.

733
00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:14,500
How relatable.

734
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,260
She always complained I used too much
pepper.

735
00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:22,620
I thought she was rude until I realized
she was not saying it because she hated

736
00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:26,120
it. She was honest with me because she
thought we were friends.

737
00:40:26,940 --> 00:40:30,260
And then we were for the next 40 years.

738
00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:45,120
No, thanks. I have enough blankets.

739
00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:48,980
It's a cover for the pool table so you
can use it for your plants.

740
00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:59,440
Look, I know we're not each other's
people.

741
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,660
How you support organized sports, I will
never understand.

742
00:41:02,980 --> 00:41:05,280
And sometimes we find each other
irritating.

743
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,720
I have held my tongue over your choice
of produce.

744
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:08,960
But we're family now.

745
00:41:09,610 --> 00:41:13,750
And family is about accepting each other
as they are, not as we want them to be.

746
00:41:13,830 --> 00:41:16,550
So I accept your aura.

747
00:41:19,990 --> 00:41:21,090
Get in here.

748
00:41:32,830 --> 00:41:34,490
Hey, before you do that...

749
00:41:42,860 --> 00:41:43,860
Angie! Hey!

750
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,000
Who are you waiting for?

751
00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,500
Just a friend.

752
00:41:47,660 --> 00:41:49,840
I think I might have the wrong day.

753
00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:52,100
Ah.

754
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:56,680
I hate to break it to you, but this
Fiona gave you the Victoria Yes.

755
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,200
Victoria Yes?

756
00:41:58,380 --> 00:42:00,320
That sounds like something I'm not going
to like.

757
00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:04,300
In these parts, sounds good as a polite
non-commitment.

758
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:05,760
Oh.

759
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,620
Bye-bye, Fianji.

760
00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:13,120
My husband's from back east, too. It
took him a while to get used to it.

761
00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:17,420
Hungry? Uh, it's for my staff.

762
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:21,200
I run a daycare down the street. You're
an early childhood educator?

763
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:25,420
Yeah. Do you think that Akari would want
to hang out with Dex sometime?

764
00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:30,000
I mean, not that I need my son to ask a
mom to hang out, but you're a useful

765
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000
cover for that.

766
00:42:31,620 --> 00:42:33,620
Yeah, I'd love that.

767
00:42:34,140 --> 00:42:36,300
And that's a real yes.

768
00:43:03,370 --> 00:43:04,370
Great.

769
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:14,880
That's the thing about leaving home

